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“WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, ADD VODKA”
“WINE DOESN’T MAKE YOU FAT. IT MAKES YOU LEAN…AGAINST TABLES, CHAIRS, WALLS AND UGLY PEOPLE”
“SOMETIMES I SAY STUPID STUFF LIKE ‘I DO’.”
“OMG! I FORGOT TO HAVE CHILDREN.”
“THE FIRST RULE OF PARENTING: NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS”
“LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, I GIVE BIRTH, RAISE KIDS, WORK AND COOK, AND I’M THE WEAKER SEX?”
“THE BEST THERAPIST HAS FUR AND FOUR LEGS”
“NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DIET. JUST EAT YOUR SALAD AND BE SAD.”
“A RAW FOOD DIET? YOU MEAN LIKE COOKIE DOUGH?”
“ON THE BRIGHT SIDE MY COFFEE WILL NEVER GET COLD IN HELL.”
Item #E33
Gabby knows all the best kitchen tips and tricks! What gets the “Bitch” out of you in the morning? Coffee, of course! Perfect gift for any coffee lover, coffee bitch, or woman doomed to hell!
“WE HAD TO GIVE THE CHILDREN AWAY, THE DOG WAS ALLERGIC.”