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ADD VODKA

“WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, ADD VODKA”

$14.95 Excluding Tax
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LEAN…AGAINST TABLES

“WINE DOESN’T MAKE YOU FAT. IT MAKES YOU LEAN…AGAINST TABLES, CHAIRS, WALLS AND UGLY PEOPLE”

$14.95 Excluding Tax
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MARRIAGE

“SOMETIMES I SAY STUPID STUFF LIKE ‘I DO’.”

$14.95 Excluding Tax
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OMG! FORGOT CHILDREN

“OMG! I FORGOT TO HAVE CHILDREN.”

$14.95 Excluding Tax
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PARENTING

“THE FIRST RULE OF PARENTING: NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS”

$14.95 Excluding Tax
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WEAKER SEX

“LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, I GIVE BIRTH, RAISE KIDS, WORK AND COOK, AND I’M THE WEAKER SEX?”

$14.95 Excluding Tax
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CAT THERAPIST

“THE BEST THERAPIST HAS FUR AND FOUR LEGS”

If the kitchen is cat-friendly, this cat-themed vintage towel makes a great gift for any cat-loving cook!

$14.95 Excluding Tax
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DOG THERAPIST

“THE BEST THERAPIST HAS FUR AND FOUR LEGS”

Item #E55

Makes a perfect gift for the dog loving cook!

$14.95 Excluding Tax
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EAT YOUR SALAD

“NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DIET. JUST EAT YOUR SALAD AND BE SAD.”

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COOKIE DOUGH

“A RAW FOOD DIET? YOU MEAN LIKE COOKIE DOUGH?”

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Allergic Dog

ALLERGIC DOG

“WE HAD TO GIVE THE CHILDREN AWAY, THE DOG WAS ALLERGIC.”

Item #E40

Gabby has the perfect towel for those who will not let anything come between them and their dog…not even their children! If there’s an allergy problem, the kids have got to go!

$14.95 Excluding Tax
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Coffee Bitch

COFFEE BITCH

“ON THE BRIGHT SIDE MY COFFEE WILL NEVER GET COLD IN HELL.”

Item #E33

Gabby knows all the best kitchen tips and tricks! What gets the “Bitch” out of you in the morning? Coffee, of course! Perfect gift for any coffee lover, coffee bitch, or woman doomed to hell!

$14.95 Excluding Tax

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