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WEAKER SEX

“LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, I GIVE BIRTH, RAISE KIDS, WORK AND COOK, AND I’M THE WEAKER SEX?”

$14.95 Excluding Tax
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MARRIAGE

“SOMETIMES I SAY STUPID STUFF LIKE ‘I DO’.”

$14.95 Excluding Tax
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PARENTING

“THE FIRST RULE OF PARENTING: NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS”

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SAVE TIME TOWEL

“TO SAVE TIME, LET'S JUST ASSUME I'M NEVER WRONG”

Item #827

$14.95 Excluding Tax
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CAT THERAPIST

“THE BEST THERAPIST HAS FUR AND FOUR LEGS”

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DOG THERAPIST

“THE BEST THERAPIST HAS FUR AND FOUR LEGS”

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LEAN…AGAINST TABLES

“WINE DOESN’T MAKE YOU FAT. IT MAKES YOU LEAN…AGAINST TABLES, CHAIRS, WALLS AND UGLY PEOPLE”

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ADD VODKA

“WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, ADD VODKA”

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OMG! FORGOT CHILDREN

“OMG! I FORGOT TO HAVE CHILDREN.”

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THE DOG’S HOME

“IT’S NOT DRINKING ALONE IF THE DOG’S HOME.”

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EAT YOUR SALAD

“NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DIET. JUST EAT YOUR SALAD AND BE SAD.”

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COOKIE DOUGH

“A RAW FOOD DIET? YOU MEAN LIKE COOKIE DOUGH?”

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WANT A REFILL

“I DON’T SEE THE GLASS HALF EMPTY OR FULL, I JUST WANT A REFILL.”

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KISS MY A** HUMOR TOWEL

“IF YOU'RE TALKING BEHIND MY BACK, YOU'RE IN A REAL GOOD POSITION TO KISS MY A**“

Item #E64

Gabby helps you tell those haters to kiss your a** for talking smack! Great gift for the girl with the sassy comebacks and the biting burns!

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Boobs

BOOBS

“BOOBS ARE PROOF THAT MEN CAN FOCUS ON TWO THINGS AT ONCE.”

Item #E69

Gabby sure knows how to get a man to focus on two things at once! This delightful Boobs vintage kitchen towel is sure to get the attention of any guy or gal with a funny bone!

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Marijuana

MARIJUANA TOWEL

“MARIJUANA – ASK YOUR DOCTOR IF IT'S RIGHT FOR YOU!”

Item #E39

If you’re thinking of adding Marijuana to your daily diet, be sure to ask your doctor if it’s right for you! Gabby’s colorful vintage towel will have any green team member high on life and laughter! This vintage towel is as GREEN as it gets!

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Allergic Dog

ALLERGIC DOG

“WE HAD TO GIVE THE CHILDREN AWAY, THE DOG WAS ALLERGIC.”

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Drinking Alone

DRINKING ALONE

“IT’S NOT DRINKING ALONE IF THE CAT’S HOME.”

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She's Drunk

SHE’S DRUNK

“PART OF ME SAYS 'I CAN'T KEEP DRINKING LIKE THIS'. THE OTHER PART SAYS 'DON'T LISTEN TO HER, SHE'S DRUNK'.”

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Unfriend Them

UNFRIEND THEM

“IF ANYONE TELLS YOU IT'S TOO EARLY TO DRINK WINE… UNFRIEND THEM.”

Item #E36

Gabby’s organic and eco-friendly towels are big enough to wipe the negativity right out of your life! Makes a great gift for that no-nonsense friend! Perfect for housewarming and gag gifts!

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F-BOMBS

“TWO MARGARITAS AND I’M DROPPING F-BOMBS LIKE THEY WERE COMMAS.”

Item #E35

Margarita drinking loosens the vocabulary so much, the F-Bombs drop like commas! Gabby sure knows that it’s one of the more colorful side effects of drinking! Perfect gift for your margarita drinking, F-Bomb dropping friends!

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Wine Time

WINE TIME

“COFFEE KEEPS ME BUSY UNTIL IT'S WINE TIME.”

Item #E34

Gabby’s vintage towel is the perfect thing to wipe your brow after you cross the line from coffee into wine time!

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Coffee Bitch

COFFEE BITCH

“ON THE BRIGHT SIDE MY COFFEE WILL NEVER GET COLD IN HELL.”

Item #E33

Gabby knows all the best kitchen tips and tricks! What gets the “Bitch” out of you in the morning? Coffee, of course! Perfect gift for any coffee lover, coffee bitch, or woman doomed to hell!

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Coffee Break

COFFEE BREAK

“ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU WANT TO INTERRUPT MY COFFEE BREAK?”

Item #E32

Gabby wants to remind you to think twice before interrupting a coffee fiend on their coffee break. It might be YOU who ends up with a break if you speak too soon! Makes the perfect gift for anyone who takes their coffee seriously.

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