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ADD VODKA

“WHEN LIFE GIVES YOU LEMONS, ADD VODKA”

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LEAN…AGAINST TABLES

“WINE DOESN’T MAKE YOU FAT. IT MAKES YOU LEAN…AGAINST TABLES, CHAIRS, WALLS AND UGLY PEOPLE”

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MARRIAGE

“SOMETIMES I SAY STUPID STUFF LIKE ‘I DO’.”

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OMG! FORGOT CHILDREN

“OMG! I FORGOT TO HAVE CHILDREN.”

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PARENTING

“THE FIRST RULE OF PARENTING: NEVER NEGOTIATE WITH TERRORISTS”

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WEAKER SEX

“LET ME GET THIS STRAIGHT, I GIVE BIRTH, RAISE KIDS, WORK AND COOK, AND I’M THE WEAKER SEX?”

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CAT THERAPIST

“THE BEST THERAPIST HAS FUR AND FOUR LEGS”

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EAT YOUR SALAD

“NO ONE WANTS TO HEAR ABOUT YOUR DIET. JUST EAT YOUR SALAD AND BE SAD.”

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COOKIE DOUGH

“A RAW FOOD DIET? YOU MEAN LIKE COOKIE DOUGH?”

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COFFEE BITCH

“ON THE BRIGHT SIDE MY COFFEE WILL NEVER GET COLD IN HELL.”

Item #E33

Gabby knows all the best kitchen tips and tricks! What gets the “Bitch” out of you in the morning? Coffee, of course! Perfect gift for any coffee lover, coffee bitch, or woman doomed to hell!

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DOG THERAPIST

“THE BEST THERAPIST HAS FUR AND FOUR LEGS”

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ALLERGIC DOG

“WE HAD TO GIVE THE CHILDREN AWAY, THE DOG WAS ALLERGIC.”

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DRINKING ALONE

“IT’S NOT DRINKING ALONE IF THE CAT’S HOME.”

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COFFEE BREAK

“ARE YOU CERTAIN YOU WANT TO INTERRUPT MY COFFEE BREAK?”

Item #E32

Gabby wants to remind you to think twice before interrupting a coffee fiend on their coffee break. It might be YOU who ends up with a break if you speak too soon! Makes the perfect gift for anyone who takes their coffee seriously.

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